Tag: humor
group name: twowordchallenge
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February 08, 2006 01:41 AM EST --
I have two sisters and two brothers. All five of us are in our forties now. Television was still new to Australia in the late fifties and not many homes had a telly, so people had to find their own ways . . . more
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April 22, 2006 11:29 AM EDT --
With my brother being roughly twelve years older than me, I have few memories of him as a sibling in the home. He was out and about and then moved out by the time I was aware of my surroundings and building . . . more
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May 26, 2006 05:27 AM EDT --
Hedgey came from a meadow far away
Waddled her way across a wide high-way
Plucked her quills out on the way
Shaved her coat and with that was a rat
She says, Hey babe
Wanna see life from the other side . . . more
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April 17, 2006 06:38 PM EDT --
BAM! Emeril Legacy is here in the studio with us, to demonstrate his famous cheese souffle, blender style. Photo included.
Let's join Emeril.
Blender Souffle
Preheat oven to 325 degrees. BAM !
Dice . . . more
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April 19, 2006 07:05 PM EDT --
Don't mess with Danny O'Flynn
A few blocks west of Lake Michigan
On the corner of Grand and Franklin
There was once a notorious inn
Where one could get good and sodden.
The barkeep was one Danny . . . more
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July 19, 2006 04:24 AM EDT --
There are several by-products of beer. Large tummies, domestic violence and fearsomely fruity farts come to mind instantly. But the most significant by-product of beer manufacture is Vegemite. . . . more
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February 19, 2006 10:27 PM EST --
Being over forty, married, and the parent of a teenager, I often feel as though I need to be coddled. Webster's definition says, cook gently or treat tenderly, indulge, cater to, pamper. . . . more
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April 19, 2006 07:01 PM EDT --
The dinner guests were quite affable
Till they noticed a thing sniffable
So he blithely imparted
Twas the dog who just farted
Hoping they were all bluffable.
But holding back was insufferable
Due to all . . . more
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February 06, 2006 11:26 AM EST --
In the show-biz world of stage magicians in the sixties, little brothers don't exist. They are merely "assistants" without the sexy costume and great legs. Although my legs aren't that . . . more
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April 03, 2006 12:00 PM EDT --
My suitcase has been dreaming again, naughty thing, to run off without telling me where it's been, but this time, it's been dreaming of wedded lunacy, a delightful tale, it seems, from what my . . . more
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July 26, 2006 04:59 AM EDT --
This is the second in my series of iconic Orstralian foodstuffs. Please check out my vegemite story if you missed it. (I'm also tying in the two word challenge each week as slim as the connections . . . more
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February 24, 2006 12:52 PM EST --
The Valley's Fastest Indian
George Corneliussen
The year was 1967, and all my buddies were driving brand new Honda 50cc and Honda 90cc motorcycles. I would have loved to have a Honda myself, 50cc . . . more
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May 09, 2006 03:24 AM EDT --
"Hey, you there – don't jump."
A short, balding man with a twinkle in his eye and appearing to be ageless, yet elderly, caught the younger man by the arm, and stopped him . . . more
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March 29, 2006 08:35 AM EST --
She looked around the crowded departure lounge and felt the emptiness inside her.
It was almost noon and she'd had no breakfast apart from too much coffee. And she'd been up since four. Nobody . . . more
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February 20, 2006 07:08 PM EST --
I've never really thought of this
Said the portly hippopotamus
Breakfast is my favorite meal.
There's just no other way to feel.
I love bacon; I love eggs
Orange juice and jam,
Butter . . . more
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April 10, 2006 08:17 AM EDT --
It's been mumble mumble years since milk has come in pints over here and five cents worth of mixed lollies will cost you about a dollar these days, but the theory remains the same. The serious corner . . . more
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March 02, 2006 04:54 PM EST --
The Face Of Morning Coffee
George Corneliussen
No Lie ! This morning (March, 2, 2006) my lovely wife made the morning coffee, exactly the same way she has for the last ten years.
She prefers the drip . . . more
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July 30, 2006 07:00 PM EDT --
*lighting flashes in the background as Jami steps forward in a white coat, a hunchbacked figure shuffles around behind her doing menial tasks*
I come to you with your two word challenge. *evil mad scientist . . . more
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March 05, 2006 04:24 PM EST --
I went to work at the grocery store
To earn some money for rent.
They put me in charge of produce there
To heaven I really was sent.
Oh, the joy of veggies and fruit!
It made me want to tango. . . . more
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April 22, 2006 10:50 AM EDT --
The overwhelming failure and embarrassment of our family is to have pictures of so many "important" American vacation top photo ops and yet lack the significant icon of our own . . . more
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